Friday, October 24, 2003

Quote of the week, brought to you every Friday:
(Sodomy is now) "held to be a constitutional right what had been a criminal offense at the time of the founding and for nearly 200 years thereafter."

In other news, Antonin Scalia is a dick. That is all.

Thursday, October 23, 2003

"There was a large space vacant of skin, and it was oozing."

For all you Catholics, you may have to skip the fish tomorrow. Have a cheeseburger instead.
Blogging...for Jesus! A blog published by a home schooled, overly judgemental, sub-literate, fundamentalist 14 year old brat.

C'mon all you filthy freethinking atheists, agnostics, heretics and heathens, make with the click click!

link via boingboing.

Wednesday, October 22, 2003

Quotes from (barely literate) people about their STD's, collected by a nurse at a public health clinic in St. Paul, Minn. My favorite so far:

"I live at the VA and my roommate has his girlfriend from Minneapolis over. They throw ticks at me that bite my neck and when I pop the sores, they smell like vagina juice."

Remember kids, if 'ya aint got a condom, Tequila and saran wrap will have to do.
Fantastic continuation of a series running on Salon about genetic tinkering and eugenics. Reminds me of a Philip K. Dick story I can't quite recall ... or maybe it was an absinthe dream. Either way, make with the click click.

Thanks to Corey Doctrow for the link.

Tuesday, October 21, 2003

The elders of an eccentric breakaway Mormon sect have prepared a last stand against further interference by Utah state authorities - stockpiling food and, some say, weapons, as if in readiness for a siege.

I've always wondered why we don't hunt bigamists for sport. If anything, they're at least (slightly) smarter than deer. In any case, been a while since we had a good Waco-style cult massacre. Let's burn the fucks in the dirty hole where they lie.

Monday, October 20, 2003

Nothing about Jews today (thankfully), and there's probably all manner of weird-frightening-brilliant things to be found and posted, accompanied by mildly snarky comments, but honestly, I'm bloody wiped. I accomplished far too many things than are healthy for a sleep deprived writer this past weekend, and I did imbibe a bit, so my head is off wandering about. Perhaps after a nap I'll go look for it.

Now go away.

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